unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
I love it when a guy wolf whistles, it turns me on. The way they honk their cars...– No girl, ever. (via sosaidthechildren)
me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual,...
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
icefire149: mareeps: still not sure what exactly math is a way to communicate with Satan
Do you know what I love When people tell me about how they saw something and they say to me “it reminded me of you”
askarsswedishmeatballs: What exactly is the point of having those obnoxious autoplaying music things on your tumblr? Does anyone actually enjoy that??
a life of fragments: Pro-Tip: Being called racist... →
brashblacknonbeliever: Trust me on this one white people. I can think of a list of things off the top of my head that are way worse than being called racist. It’s much worse to be called colored while having an elderly white woman pat you on the head like you’re a puppy. It’s much worse to…
cosmo tip #363
expertcosmotips: make a friendship bracelet for his penis
sailorscoot: aroihkin: freyjas: the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT what if we have tho what if we just didn’t know they were our...
lordoftheinternet: a moment of silence for all the things i have to do but am not doing